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MR PRO | Is the Moon Mission Still Intact? 🚀
GM PRO DOers! 😎A lot is happening across global markets on and off chain.Today we’re helping you make sense of it.Below we’re sharing the top 5 charts (and themes) we’re watching to help you capitalize on the opportunity that is the migration of just about everything to the onchain world. ⛓️Here’s what we’re covering:Inflation: Dead …...
MR PRO | BAYC: How a Monkey JPEG Made 308 Millionaires
Gm DOers! 😎 Imagine you can time travel… You go back to April 22, 2021, and mint a Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) for $192 (0.08 ETH). In just over a year, you’re a millionaire! 🤯 You’ve turned $192 into $1,144,644. Your one BAYC has led you to receive 5 airdrops, which you skillfully sold …...
MR PRO | Should You Invest in Telegram Bots?
GM PRO DOers! 😎 Did you know that over $5 billion in crypto has been traded using Telegram bots? 🤯 A bit crazy for an industry that almost nobody is talking about, right? When we saw these insane stats, it got us thinking about whether or not this was legit. Often when someone utters the …...
MR PRO | Where Value Flows Onchain: Friend.Tech Edition
GM PRO DOers! 😎 This past Saturday, the total Friend.Tech (FT) trading volume was $12.3M, vs just $9.15M for the entire NFT market. 🤯 At the same time, daily active wallets interacting with Ethereum NFTs remained below 15k while Friend.Tech surpassed 10k daily active wallets. 📈 While everyone is going crazy about Friend.Tech, we’re going …...
MR PRO | How We Know the Next Bull Cycle Will Come
GM PRO DOers! 😎 It’s been a rough month for our beloved crypto assets, hasn’t it? 😓 As you can see below, after a good start to 2023, August was the worst month of the year and September doesn’t appear to be starting out much better. 😬 In fact, September appears to never perform well in …...
MR PRO | Are Polygon and Immutable A Good Investment?
GM PRO DOers! 😎 Part 3 of our L2 series is here. 🥳 Today, we explore $IMX (Immutable’s token) and $MATIC (Polygon’s token, soon to be $POL). Two Layer 2 tokens that have been around much longer than $OP And $ARB, which we analyzed last week. This PRO report is a banger. Why? 🤔 Because …...
🥛 ETH ETF coming soon? 👀
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🥛 2 crypto myths debunked! 🔍
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🥛 The Top 5 Tokens of the Week 🤑
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🥛 Ethereum’s in the hot seat 🧐
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🥛 Happy FOMC Day! 👀
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🥛 Uh-oh! Prices are dropping… 👀
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🥛 Crypto’s CRAZY weekend 👀
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🥛 What happened to crypto yesterday?! 🤬
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🥛 Memecoins are taking over! 👀
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🥛 Crypto Taxes 101 📖
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🥛 Ethereum’s big upgrade is tomorrow 👀
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🥛 Crypto’s BIG week ahead… 👀
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🥛 Bitcoin vs. Altcoins 🥊
Today’s edition is brought to you by BetterHelp – making therapy accessible and affordable. Get 25% Off. GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that makes every day feel like a payday. It’s Friday. BTC’s flirting with $69K. ETH is a blink away from $4K. Life. Is. Good. Here’s what we got for you …...
