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🥛 Solana is heatin’ up 🔥
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🥛 2 BIG reasons crypto prices dumped 💩
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🥛 Crypto’s feeling greedy 🤑
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🥛 98% of Bitcoiners are in profit 🤑
Today’s edition is brought to you by LightLink – an Ethereum Layer 2 blockchain that lets dApps and enterprises offer users instant, gasless transactions. Follow LightLink on Twitter and don't miss the upcoming TGE and Airdrop. GM. This is Milk Road. Your venti triple shot espresso of crypto, with a side of memes. Here’s what …...
🥛 Crypto’s weekly recap 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by LightLink – an Ethereum Layer 2 blockchain that lets dApps and enterprises offer users instant, gasless transactions. Follow LightLink on Twitter and don't miss the upcoming TGE and Airdrop. GM. This is the Milk Road, the only crypto newsletter that gives you the same feelings as waking up …...
🥛 4 things to watch this month 👀
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🥛 4 Phases of the Bull Run 👀
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🥛 BTC’s going up, up, and away 📈
Today’s edition is brought to you by LightLink – an Ethereum Layer 2 blockchain that lets dApps and enterprises offer users instant, gasless transactions. Follow LightLink on Twitter and don't miss the upcoming TGE and Airdrop. GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that peels back crypto’s layer like an onion – let us do …...
🥛 50 Shades of Green 🤑
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🥛 Satoshi’s long-lost emails 👀
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🥛 The Path to Altseason 📊
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🥛 BTC hit a new all-time high! 🤑
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🥛 AI tokens are up BIG. Here’s why… 👀
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🥛 A record week for crypto 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Sui – a Layer 1 blockchain that secured 64% of all assets transferred from Ethereum through Wormhole over the past month. Get 20% off a standard pass to Sui Basecamp with the code “sui-milkroad-20”. GM. This is Milk Road. We pack crypto insights like a suitcase for a …...
🥛 Crypto’s earnings are in… 👀
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🥛 Can’t stop, won’t stop 🤑
Today’s edition is brought to you by Sui – a Layer 1 blockchain that has recently climbed into the top 10 chains by TVL, and is hosting its inaugural global conference on April 10-11 in Paris. Join Sui Basecamp and get 20% off a standard pass with the code “sui-milkroad-20”. GM. This is Milk Road, …...
🥛 The Layer 1 War is heating up! 🔥
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🥛The current state of crypto 👀
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🥛 Bitcoin Enters the Top 10 🏆
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🥛 Crypto’s hottest & coldest trends 👀
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