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🥛 Why this crypto rally is different 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Birdeye – a powerful tool that aggregates real-time crypto trading data from 200+ DEXes on Solana, Ethereum, and other EVM chains, empowering traders to make better trading decisions.Check out Birdeye now!GM. This is Milk Road, where we deliver crypto insights faster than your old dial-up internet – no …...
🥛 How often do 20% price crashes happen? 🧐
Today’s edition is brought to you by MetaMask Portfolio, your online home for buying, selling, swapping, bridging, and staking digital assets, and NOW offering Validator Staking. Experiment with Validator Staking on MetaMask Portfolio today. GM. This is Milk Road, where we serve crypto insights like your favorite childhood snack – Dunkaroos, anyone? Here’s what we …...
🥛 Crypto is bleeding. Here’s why… 👀
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🥛 Meet the token backed by “God’s word” 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by PayPal – who is charting a new course in the digital landscape with the launch of PYUSD, a stablecoin designed for payments. Explore the new PayPal USD stablecoin! GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that's like a Nerf gun battle – fast, fun, and action-packed. Here’s what …...
🥛 Crypto’s next big battle ⚔️
Today’s edition is brought to you by Stader Labs – a prominent multi-chain LSD bringing you an exciting opportunity with ETHx, in collaboration with Kelp DAO, for extra EigenLayer Points and Boosted Kelp Miles. Amplify your rewards with Stader and Kelp today. GM. This is Milk Road, your daily dose of crypto, more reliable than …...
🥛 58% of cryptocurrencies are dead. Here’s why… 👀
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🥛 3 major headwinds in crypto 🌪️
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🥛 Crypto just broke a new record 🏆
Today’s edition is brought to you by PayPal – who is charting a new course in the digital landscape with the launch of PYUSD, a stablecoin designed for payments. Explore the new PayPal USD stablecoin! GM. This is Milk Road. We turn crypto’s 100-mph fastballs into easy, underhand pitches. With us, you’ll be hitting nothing …...
🥛 The Cointucky Derby 🏇
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🥛 Happy BTC ETF Approval Day!
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🥛 WOW! What happened yesterday?! 🧐
Today’s edition is brought to you by PayPal – who is charting a new course in the digital landscape with the launch of PYUSD, a stablecoin designed for payments. Explore the new PayPal USD stablecoin! GM. This is Milk Road, your morning crypto chuckle. Because a day without laughter is a day wasted. Here’s what …...
🥛 2 reasons a crypto crash could happen… 👀
GM. This is Milk Road, your daily slice of the crypto pie – always fresh, never stale. Here’s what we got for you today: 2 reasons a “Bitcoin Billionaire” thinks a crash is coming…🧐 We’re giving away $500 in prizes 💰 Graph of the day: 2024 is off to a hot start! 📊 10K vendors …...
🥛 3 things to watch this week 👀
GM. This is Milk Road, your daily crypto workout – no sweat, just gains. Here’s what we got for you today: 3 things to watch out for this week 👀 Presenting… the Milk Road Award winners 🏆 1 tool you need to be using: DefiLlama 🔧 ‘Ready Player One’ coming soon… 🍪 Prices as of …...
🥛 Bitcoin ETF, today? 🧐
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🥛 2 reasons prices crashed… 🤬
Today’s edition is brought to you by Spotlight by Vincent – a weekly newsletter that brings you the latest news and insights from the world of investing in alts. Learn what you need to know in a few minutes per week. GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that treats crypto news like a speed …...
🥛 Ethereum’s 2024 roadmap 🗺️
Today’s edition is brought to you by Metal X – the all-in-one crypto platform equipped with trading, lending, borrowing, and yield farming, and powered by the XPR Network and the expertise of Metallicus. Enhance your DeFi experience today! GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that drops crypto insights faster than you can say Worcestershire …...
🥛 What to expect in crypto this month… 🔮
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🥛 5 interesting things we saw this week 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Uniswap — the largest onchain marketplace for digital assets — and now Android and iOS users have the power of Uniswap in their pocket. Download the Uniswap mobile app today! GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that drops knowledge like the crystal ball on New Year’s. …...
🥛 4 lessons from trading a memecoin…🧐
Today’s edition is brought to you by Uniswap — the largest onchain marketplace for digital assets — and now Android and iOS users have the power of Uniswap in their pocket. Download the Uniswap mobile app today! GM, this is Milk Road, the friend who makes sure you never skip a beat in crypto. Ok. …...
🥛 A peek at crypto’s trending tokens 🔥
Today’s edition is brought to you by Bakkt® Custody – an institutional-grade solution to custody your digital assets, backed by multi-layered security. Compromise nothing with Bakkt! GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that’s like a surprise party for your brain – every day. Here’s what we got for you today: Crypto’s trending tokens 🤑 …...
