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🥛 Your guide to ERC-404 🤔
Today’s edition is brought to you by tea – a packaging infrastructure putting open-source developers first and rewarding them for their contributions.Join the open source rewards revolution.GM. This is Milk Road. Today, we’re talking about the new project taking crypto by storm… ERC-404. It’s everywhere. *Scrolls through Twitter*… see posts about ERC-404.*Browses through LinkedIn*… see ERC-404 …...
🥛 Countdown to the Bitcoin halving ⏰
Today’s edition is brought to you by Bahamut – an EVM-based layer 1 public blockchain that offers security, decentralization, and scalability while rewarding coin holding and active smart contract usage through its unique Proof of Stake and Activity (PoSA) system. Unlock Your Potential with Bahamut Grants! GM. This is Milk Road, we drop hits like …...
🥛 Down goes Solana!
Today’s edition is brought to you by Shardeum – a linearly scalable EVM-based layer 1 blockchain that provides low gas fees forever while maintaining true decentralization and solid security. Scale with them now. GM. This is Milk Road, your daily dose of crypto vitamins (the OG Flintstones ones). Here’s what we got for you today: …...
🥛The crypto app everyone is talking about 📲
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🥛 What to expect in February 🗓️
Today’s edition is brought to you by ZKX – the OG Perps Exchange on Starknet. Gamified like never before! It’s time to trade (and win). GM. This is the Milk Road, we help you slice through crypto news like a game of Fruit Ninja. Here’s what we got for you today: What to expect in …...
🥛5 cool things we saw on Twitter (X) 📰
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🥛The biggest airdrop in history? 🪂
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🥛Is it ETH’s time to shine? 📈
Today’s edition is brought to you by Harpie – the leading crypto security tool that protects your wallet from theft with always-on threat detection and real-time fund recovery. Secure your wallet for free → GM. This is Milk Road, your crypto news waterboy – hydrating your mind with refreshing facts. Here’s what we got today: …...
🥛 The #1 thing to avoid in crypto ✋
Today’s edition is brought to you by 5ire – a next-gen Layer 1 ecosystem with dual chain capabilities; including EVM compatibility and a unique consensus model (SPoS) with built-in sustainability. Explore how 5ire is designed for real-world impact. GM. This is Milk Road, your crypto training camp – building your financial muscles one insight at …...
🥛 Lessons from a $4.4M mistake 🤕
Today’s edition is brought to you by Bahamut – an innovative EVM-based, layer 1 public blockchain with smart contract capabilities, advanced security, and a unique POSA consensus. And ALSO, a foundation providing grants through its 10 million $FTN fund. Unlock Your Potential with Bahamut Grants! GM. This is Milk Road, we turn crypto into an …...
🥛 Why this crypto rally is different 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Birdeye – a powerful tool that aggregates real-time crypto trading data from 200+ DEXes on Solana, Ethereum, and other EVM chains, empowering traders to make better trading decisions. Check out Birdeye now! GM. This is Milk Road, where we deliver crypto insights faster than your old dial-up internet …...
🥛 How often do 20% price crashes happen? 🧐
Today’s edition is brought to you by MetaMask Portfolio, your online home for buying, selling, swapping, bridging, and staking digital assets, and NOW offering Validator Staking. Experiment with Validator Staking on MetaMask Portfolio today. GM. This is Milk Road, where we serve crypto insights like your favorite childhood snack – Dunkaroos, anyone? Here’s what we …...
🥛 Crypto is bleeding. Here’s why… 👀
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🥛 Meet the token backed by “God’s word” 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by PayPal – who is charting a new course in the digital landscape with the launch of PYUSD, a stablecoin designed for payments. Explore the new PayPal USD stablecoin! GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that's like a Nerf gun battle – fast, fun, and action-packed. Here’s what …...
🥛 Crypto’s next big battle ⚔️
Today’s edition is brought to you by Stader Labs – a prominent multi-chain LSD bringing you an exciting opportunity with ETHx, in collaboration with Kelp DAO, for extra EigenLayer Points and Boosted Kelp Miles. Amplify your rewards with Stader and Kelp today. GM. This is Milk Road, your daily dose of crypto, more reliable than …...
🥛 58% of cryptocurrencies are dead. Here’s why… 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Harpie – the leading crypto security tool that protects your wallet from theft with always-on threat detection and real-time fund recovery. Secure your wallet for free → GM. This is the Milk Road. Crypto can be a hard nut to crack – let us crack it for you. …...
🥛 3 major headwinds in crypto 🌪️
Today’s edition is brought to you by Shardeum – a linearly scalable EVM-based layer 1 blockchain that provides low gas fees forever while maintaining true decentralization and solid security. Scale with them now. GM. This is Milk Road. We're your crypto caddie – we carry the clubs and give you the best advice on the …...
🥛 Crypto just broke a new record 🏆
Today’s edition is brought to you by PayPal – who is charting a new course in the digital landscape with the launch of PYUSD, a stablecoin designed for payments. Explore the new PayPal USD stablecoin! GM. This is Milk Road. We turn crypto’s 100-mph fastballs into easy, underhand pitches. With us, you’ll be hitting nothing …...
🥛 The Cointucky Derby 🏇
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🥛 Happy BTC ETF Approval Day!
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